August 2012
July 2012
- Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
- Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
- People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
- Batman: I'M BACK!
- Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
- People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
“The fact that I have to go to work tomorrow is extremely depressing”
—Said everyone, ever.
- tumblr user: apples are delicious
- another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
- another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
- another tumblr user: *glee gif*
you know when someone texts you and wakes you up and you don’t remember texting them back because you were still like half asleep?
but you actually did text them back
and the text doesn’t make sense
